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Lawyer: "Are you married?"
Witness: "No, I'm divorced."
Lawyer: "And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
Witness: "A lot of things I didn't know about."
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Sarge: Do any of you want to guess why I called you here...today?
Grif: The war's over and your sending us home!?
Sarge: That's exactly it private, the war's over, we won. It seem's like your the big hero, and we are going to hold a parade in your honor; I'm gonna drive the float and Simmons here, IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!
Grif: I'm no stranger to sarcasm sir...
Sarge: oh will you just shut the hell up private or I'll order simmons here to slit your throat while your asleep!
Simmons: Oh I'd do it too...
Sarge: I know you would Simmons, good man...
Now check out my deviant gallery! or I shall slit your throat while your asleep...oh I'd do it...just like Simmons...
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Hasta luego
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btw.. fav
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